I capitalized Death to make the question more fun..so that I get to talk about Death, my cool friend/awesome dude, rather than a horrible occasion where something or someone ceases to exist. DEATH is a totally sweet guy! I mean, yeah, his job sucks, but come on, who’s doesn’t? Death is like my serious BRO(nohomo), we hang out EVERY DAY. We have like, everything in common. No joke. Death has the coolest hair cut ever, and all the babes dig him. If I could, I would be just like my BFF Death. It’s okay that I’m not though, because I still get to live through him, and pretend that all his cool life stories are really mine! Sooooo yeah, I don’t what else I can say about Death, other than you guys should all meet him, because you haven’t fully lived until you’ve met my buddy Death!
